Cranky Grey's Posting, 2/26/06

Q: Is contracting poison oak on one's coochie REALLY the karmatic equal to cheating on one's husband?
A: I think not.

Q: Did Meredith RAPE George?
A: Again, I think not.

Furthermore, I've tired of the Meredith-and-Dr. McDreamy-in-the-elevator scenes and of their entire maybe relationship. Neither of them are attractive enough as a unit to hold my interest.
Now, if Meredith and Christina decided to get jiggy with it, we could have something.

Elizabethtown

Finally a movie that lives up to its trailer. Sometimes I can't decide if Kirsten Dunst is beautiful or a troll. You know how Pug dogs are cute? Kind of like that.

American Idol - 2/21/06

* LOVE LOVE LOVED the first chick who sang that old Heart song. She kicks their butts on that song!

* Poor Kelly Pickler...Besides that last name...I just need her to not talk, or look into pharmaceutical refreshment to help her with that crying problem. And now she's singing a love song about her dad? Um....
Oh yeah, she's OUTTA THERE! This is bad....I would offer her my 2nd piece of Popeye's chicken to stop singing this song.

* Because the Night by 10,000 Maniacs was out when this girl "was little?" Christ, I'm old. She needs to leave American Idol and consult Playboy. She's flat. In tone, perverts. She and her cute twin sister should just pose for Playboy but not subject us to any more "singing."

* Did this girl just compare the experience of being the only woman in the army with being the only girl on a boy's baseball team before breaking into that cartoon theme song that even X-tina is embarrassed she sang?

* I like this cute little Georgia chick, and her hair nod to Gladys Knight, but not sure the song is workin out for her. But the judges liked it - I stand corrected.

Ok, frankly...I'm too tired to finish this post...I just don't have the American Idol stamina that I used to...

Just Like Heaven

Ok, no, I wasn't expecting something other than a ridiculously cheesy movie when I rented this, but yeah, maybe I was HOPING it would surprise me. I half-giggled once, but I don't remember at which scene. These characters are not likeable. POOR, poor Armani-wearing San-Francisco apartment renting doctor Reese Witherspoon doesn't have a life because she's so busy being successful and hot. Boo friggin hoo. And, at the end...didn't they already do the flower movie in the 90s with Mary Stuart Masterson and Christian Slater? Or Johnny Depp? Are they even two different people? Oh no, this is really bad....really, really bad (still watching the end)....talk about throwing up in your mouth a little bit....she'd better get down on the ground and kiss Johnny Cash's grave for Walk The Line...otherwise this would have sealed the deal for her career.

Ok - the misery is over and they're playing the Cure's original version of Just Like Heaven, as opposed to the sappy female-sang cover that opened the movie. The ONLY highpoint of this movie: the credits.

Grey's Anatomy

She is NOT in love with her husband. That much is clear.
However, I AM in love with Katherine Heigl. Sandra Oh follows a close second.