"I'm getting physically ill" Idol, 3/1/06
* Finger-combing hair guy...."I think you sing better than you let on." Right, Randy. Good one.
The ole ball-and-chain's reaction: "I'm getting physically ill."
The judges are tongue-tied in their efforts to not come out and say, "dude, don't quit yer job at Foot Locker."
He is the WHITE MICHAEL JACKSON. Wait. Michael Jackson is the white Michael Jackson. But you know what I meant.
* Stevie Wonder boy was as flat as he is bald. Amen, Simon! Karaoke it was!
* Hey, you - kid singing Kenny Rogers' "Lady" - your show choir in Ohio is missing you, Dawg! I think I sat on your lap in the 8th grade during our performance of Rocky Top for the PTA. He is the human form of the ugly orange tupperware that my mom hawked in the 80s.
* Bucky, brother. Way to represent the South. Your cute little chicken'n'dumplings bit will definitely improve our image. Thanks. And congratulations on sounding EXACTLY like Garth Brooks. We desperately need another of him. Has anyone seen this kid in the same room with Jay and Silent Bob? Nosiree.
* Guy after Bucky...look, another boring white guy who happens to hold his pants up with a cell phone charger cord. Ball-and-chain's review: "this is a GREAT story." Another runaway show choir member, folks. All of you - back on the bus to Toledo. NOW!
The ole ball-and-chain's reaction: "I'm getting physically ill."
The judges are tongue-tied in their efforts to not come out and say, "dude, don't quit yer job at Foot Locker."
He is the WHITE MICHAEL JACKSON. Wait. Michael Jackson is the white Michael Jackson. But you know what I meant.
* Stevie Wonder boy was as flat as he is bald. Amen, Simon! Karaoke it was!
* Hey, you - kid singing Kenny Rogers' "Lady" - your show choir in Ohio is missing you, Dawg! I think I sat on your lap in the 8th grade during our performance of Rocky Top for the PTA. He is the human form of the ugly orange tupperware that my mom hawked in the 80s.
* Bucky, brother. Way to represent the South. Your cute little chicken'n'dumplings bit will definitely improve our image. Thanks. And congratulations on sounding EXACTLY like Garth Brooks. We desperately need another of him. Has anyone seen this kid in the same room with Jay and Silent Bob? Nosiree.
* Guy after Bucky...look, another boring white guy who happens to hold his pants up with a cell phone charger cord. Ball-and-chain's review: "this is a GREAT story." Another runaway show choir member, folks. All of you - back on the bus to Toledo. NOW!
posted by Betsy Yates at 11:27 PM
1 Comments:
"He is the human form of the ugly orange tupperware that my mom hawked in the 80s."
that is a great line
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